Welcome to a blog devoted to all things carnivorous. I made this blogski because my friend promised to make me a dish that contains AT LEAST three types of pork in it.
Fact #1: I will write about other types of meat, but I am totally biased in favor of pork. Deal with it. Go to another blog named after YOUR favorite meat if you don’t like it.
Fact # 2: This is not a sexy site. It’s not about “porking”, which may actually be the worst synonym for sex ever invented. Sex is awesome, and so is pork, but they do not go together so closely, unless it is in the sentence I am just about to finish right now.
This is mostly a place for me to explore my untapped desire to rave about restaurants that make good meat, post an occasional recipe, and occasionally go off onto tangents of my choosing.
So welcome! Butchers, barbeque chefs, and meat lovers enjoy!
***My apologies to the Kosher sects in advance, but what are you doing here??? Hog rules!***
May 1, 2008 at 6:52 pm
You DO realize that because you have the words “pork” and “sex” in this post, you will invariably get sex-related search engine hits? Or is that on purpose because it’s hilarious?
May 1, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Hilarity, namely. Anyone dumb enough to search “pork” when they mean sexytime deserves the disappointment of posts praising eating meats.
May 1, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I don’t think it could be that much of a disappointment to anyone. Except maybe vegans, but why would a vegan refer to sex as “porking,” anyways?
May 1, 2008 at 7:06 pm
That’d make an interesting future post. I’d also be curious if they call a mostly-male party a “sausage fest”…or something more like, “Dude why didn’t you invite your chick friends? This is such a veggie-brat fest!!”